Although no one has actually died you are mourning the death of a relationship. Later, when you're over it, your actions may seem nonsensical but when you're that upset you have a licence to be crazy.
Kirstie admitted that if she had a daughter, she would tell her to put off going to university since fertility is something we can't change but education can wait.
There's a man who gets on the same train as me everyday and I've decided that he's my future husband.
It would appear that the young men of today are experiencing some sort of existential crisis. They went looking for themselves and they got lost.
She swans into my life at the most inappropriate times once she has been spurred on by too many tequilas. Agnes stole my phone at the weekend and she messed up big time. She created an absolute storm and left me to clean up the mess.
Urban Dictionary defines this as 'Not being able to be reached by standard means of communication (i.e. phone / email / txt) for a several hour period.'
At some point you'll wean yourself off the Ben & Jerry's, you'll stop with the chick flick marathons and you'll start to say "I'm fine!" again but with meaning and a few octaves lower. Here's how you'll know you're back in top form:
I couldn't help noticing that when a girl went to the toilet, she'd take at least one of her friends with her but when a guy went, he would go alone.
My first thought when I see a couple kissing in public is to go and empty the contents of my stomach.
I feel it's become more of an idea of a young woman who wants to gain fortune and fame solely based on who her partner is.
