"Hahahahahahahahaha. I can't help but laugh. Asking a zombie to find a spirit. Is Stephen king in the building?..."
— John Williamson, Paisley
"As good at pretending to be a defender, as Skepovic is at pretending to be a striker. Amazes me that these guys actually..."
— john monaghan, PRESTON
"Can't agree with that James. It's the league and how scottish clubs do in Europe that's a better indicator of strength...."
— Brian Dennehy, Arbroath
The live version of Strictly Come Dancing will be cha cha cha-ing its way into the SSE Hydro this weekend.
Veteran rocker Geezer Butler has spent a night in jail after he was arrested following a fight in a US bar.
Music mogul Simon Cowell has announced he is already on the hunt for the next One Direction - but they must be Latino.
Kasabian guitarist Sergio Pizzorno has said his band are victims of a "conspiracy" after not receiving a Brit awards nomination this year.
Chances are when you think of winter comfort food, steak pie and mash potato spring to mind. Shredded fish bound in egg white and steamed... not so much.
SIR Bradley Wiggins once described the roads of Majorca as being "like a Scalextric track for bicycles.
Fashion giant H&M has boosted annual profits after opening more than one new store a day last year.