THEY are Glasgow words we use every day and now everyone's getting in on the act.

Whether they are having a blether or taking a trip doon the watter Games visitors are picking up on our patter.

A cheeky innovation by Tennent's Lager has been created to highlight one of the city's finest qualities; its witty wordplay.

The hi-tech machine, which looks like a water cooler, is voice-activated and was created to test and reward the patter quality of visitors.

The interactive machine will talk with the public, judging whether those who participate meet Glasgow's high banter standards.

If they are hesitant and serious, that is, "their patter is watter," then that's what they'll get - a glass of water.

Tourists who can mimic, 'I'll have a pint big man' in a distinct Scottish accent, sing out loud or are able to perform a Highland jig are well on their way to a beer.

So, anyone who manages to impress the cooler, demonstrating the self-deprecating, witty sense of humour that Glasgow folk are famous for, will receive their reward.

Brewery official Jane Cannon said: "We wanted to introduce visitors to the real spirit of Glasgow - lots of chat, lots of humour and never too serious. The cooler is a great way for visitors to discover the concept of banter and for locals to brush up on their chat."

The cooler has now been installed at Glasgow Airport.

German tourist Natalie Benliech, 28, of Dusseldorf, said: "My English is good but I wasn't ready for some of the conversation. It is a great idea."

The machine is at Dram in Woodlands Road today, the Clockwork Bar in Old Cathcart Road from ­tomorrow and the Raven in Renfield Street next weekend.

gordon.thomson@eveningtimes.co.uk