Ever wondered what Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds would do if he was trapped in a lift with former One Direction singer Zayn Malik? …No?

Well someone has, and Ryan addressed the question in his Twitter Q&A, #AskRyan.

Zayn Malik in his music video for PillowtalkZayn Malik in his music video for Pillowtalk (Zayn Malik/YouTube)

 

He also came up with a brilliant new insult – and revealed his middle name.

Here’s what we learnt:

Ryan would do the obvious thing if he was trapped with Zayn: “You stay as long as you can, until you die holding each other.”

Newsflash: Deadpool may – or may not – have Star Wars bedsheets.

Ryan was “very nervous” about Deadpool – but now he thinks he’s made “the Deadpool movie that the world needs”.

“Donkey-punching mustard-squirt” is the best insult, ever, and we should all start using it.

He had a good long think about how to bring Spiderman and Deadpool together at some point.

Ryan Reynolds’ middle name is Rodney. Yes that’s right – Ryan Rodney Reynolds. Ouch.

The best emoji is “obviously” the unicorn emoji, according to the film star.

Ryan would dearly like to see a Deadpool/Twilight mash-up – with Team Edward, Team Jacob, and Team Deadpool, of course.

Poor Ryan found the whole Q&A exhausting…

It’s not easy being funny.

Deadpool will be released in UK cinemas on February 10.