Ever wondered what Deadpool actor Ryan Reynolds would do if he was trapped in a lift with former One Direction singer Zayn Malik? …No?
Well someone has, and Ryan addressed the question in his Twitter Q&A, #AskRyan.
Zayn Malik in his music video for Pillowtalk (Zayn Malik/YouTube)
He also came up with a brilliant new insult – and revealed his middle name.
Here’s what we learnt:
Ryan would do the obvious thing if he was trapped with Zayn: “You stay as long as you can, until you die holding each other.”
.@CHRISEYANS #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/25FLnESS6F
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
Newsflash: Deadpool may – or may not – have Star Wars bedsheets.
.@b4breakfeast #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/cXZSNL6FSj
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
Ryan was “very nervous” about Deadpool – but now he thinks he’s made “the Deadpool movie that the world needs”.
.@GhostGamez33 #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/bZ6rNwMo4y
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
“Donkey-punching mustard-squirt” is the best insult, ever, and we should all start using it.
.@lokisIaufeyson #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/mpIkW8WZSa
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
He had a good long think about how to bring Spiderman and Deadpool together at some point.
.@danielboettich #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/gVuM6efW4g
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
Ryan Reynolds’ middle name is Rodney. Yes that’s right – Ryan Rodney Reynolds. Ouch.
.@nicodiangeIic #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/f6V2rOvMh3
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
The best emoji is “obviously” the unicorn emoji, according to the film star.
.@BabydollStew #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/16nx3G3qa2
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
Ryan would dearly like to see a Deadpool/Twilight mash-up – with Team Edward, Team Jacob, and Team Deadpool, of course.
.@kahmansays #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/r0dXvLXSfC
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
Poor Ryan found the whole Q&A exhausting…
Thanks for all the great questions. That was super tiring! #AskRyan pic.twitter.com/k4LThVTICf
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 5, 2016
It’s not easy being funny.
Deadpool will be released in UK cinemas on February 10.
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