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Q: The General Election is boring us already. If you could choose a new Prime Minister tomorrow, who would it be?

1. Rory Doherty, 23, Hamilton, Stephen Fry

Fiona Cunning, 22, East Kilbride, Malcolm Tucker

2. Ross Beagan, 25, Glasgow, Alan Partridge

Bethan Webster, 21, Aberdeenshire, Russell Brand

3. Claire Campbell, 18, Bearsden, Russell Brand

Ellis Hartley, 18, Bearsden, James Franco

4. Sarah Canning, 18, Torrance

Favourite Club? Saint Judes

Favourite Bar? Driftwood

Favourite DJ? Ales

Favourite Band? Radiohead

What you drinking? Vodka

First Club? The Garage

Describe Your Dancing? Just like Beyonce

5. Jason Courtney, 29, Utah, myself

Thomas McKeever, 19, Utah, (points at Jason)

6. Lewis Malcolm, 18, Gartcosh, Morrissey

Caitlin Borland, 20, Stepps, RuPaul

7. Niall Gillon, 21, Cumbernauld, Cher. Or Kylie, if Cher isn't available.