Egg-cellent...
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Perhaps with sunglasses on and a huge pair of trainers?
Just tell this lovely looking site (www.eggwatchers.com) how well you want your egg boiled and it will give you the exact time and even a video, perfectly edited, to keep you busy as you cook.
When I went on (sadly without an egg on the boil) I got footage of Edinburgh cyclist Danny MacAskill leaping over railings. Lovely. And, ahem, tremendously egg-citing.
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This video vividly depicts what can only be described as a shopocalypse.
Pity the store manager as she opens the door to discover a veritable tsunami of crazed shopoholics waiting outside. The door opens, and they swarm in like a plague of locusts, knocking over displays in a frenzied bargain hunt.
This makes the Glasgow Christmas sales seem like a rest break in a Buddhist monastery. Look out too for the lost man in the middle of the shop, wondering what has possessed his female partner.
Take a look...
