Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 11:24am Thu 11 Oct 07
How many times did the author of this story laugh at there rubbish jokes?
How many times did the author of this story laugh at there rubbish jokes?
Posted by: People Power, Glasgow on 11:30am Thu 11 Oct 07
Bet journalists just love the chance to use the corniest, and worst chicken related headlines.
Spare a thought for the chickens! Hardly edible now ? Nice tarmac / car oil flavoured roast chicken - suppose it makes a change!
When our animals have incidents like this - during their transportation, is it any wonder folk are vegetarian ?
Chicken soup for the drivers on the A80 then ?
Bet journalists just love the chance to use the corniest, and worst chicken related headlines.
Spare a thought for the chickens! Hardly edible now ? Nice tarmac / car oil flavoured roast chicken - suppose it makes a change!
When our animals have incidents like this - during their transportation, is it any wonder folk are vegetarian ?
Chicken soup for the drivers on the A80 then ?
Posted by: david on 11:32am Thu 11 Oct 07
Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure.
Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure.
Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
Posted by: jkr, Lochwinnoch Greater Glasgow on 11:43am Thu 11 Oct 07
What caused this lorry to overturn and cause such appalling chaos? Was it travelling too fast? No doubt this will be looked into and, if necessary, action taken.
What caused this lorry to overturn and cause such appalling chaos? Was it travelling too fast? No doubt this will be looked into and, if necessary, action taken.
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 12:41pm Thu 11 Oct 07
i'm gonnae batter up the local kebab shop for some quality chicken goodness
i'm gonnae batter up the local kebab shop for some quality chicken goodness
Posted by: Bob, Wherever on 1:24pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]jkr[/bold] wrote:
What caused this lorry to overturn and cause such appalling chaos? Was it travelling too fast? No doubt this will be looked into and, if necessary, action taken.[/quote] ..not by this paper as that would be interesting and intelectual journalisim, where they couldn't make really bad jokes.
Some interesting facts about this story would be good, in due course.
Wendy Miller, more like Windy Miller!
jkr wrote:
What caused this lorry to overturn and cause such appalling chaos? Was it travelling too fast? No doubt this will be looked into and, if necessary, action taken.
..not by this paper as that would be interesting and intelectual journalisim, where they couldn't make really bad jokes.
Some interesting facts about this story would be good, in due course.
Wendy Miller, more like Windy Miller!
Posted by: Jim, Glasgow on 1:31pm Thu 11 Oct 07
How can the police possibly justify attempting to prosecute people in cars that haven't moved an inch in several hours from taking film and pictures of their no doubt hilarious attempts to catch the chickens.
I have an image in my head of the scene from rocky 1 except instead of Sly it’s our overweight plods.
Should police be allowed to threaten prosecutions just to save their own blushes?
How can the police possibly justify attempting to prosecute people in cars that haven't moved an inch in several hours from taking film and pictures of their no doubt hilarious attempts to catch the chickens.
I have an image in my head of the scene from rocky 1 except instead of Sly it’s our overweight plods.
Should police be allowed to threaten prosecutions just to save their own blushes?
Posted by: rdog, ek on 1:35pm Thu 11 Oct 07
note no mention that the driver is in hospital with VERY SERIOUS back injuries. but het lets ignore that and put stupid twatty jokes in.
note no mention that the driver is in hospital with VERY SERIOUS back injuries. but het lets ignore that and put stupid twatty jokes in.
Posted by: young P, b.x. Glesga on 1:42pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote:
Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.[/quote] People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.
david wrote:
Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 2:01pm Thu 11 Oct 07
thats not punny
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 2:15pm Thu 11 Oct 07
wait a sec
if i was sitting in my pals car and video'd the keystone cops chicken chasing, i'd get the jail?
like to see that one stick in court
wait a sec
if i was sitting in my pals car and video'd the keystone cops chicken chasing, i'd get the jail?
like to see that one stick in court
Posted by: young P, b.x. Glesga on 2:15pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]yerauldda[/bold] wrote:
thats not punny[/quote] How can you shell?
yerauldda wrote:
thats not punny
How can you shell?
Posted by: Lol, Glasgow on 2:18pm Thu 11 Oct 07
yerauldda, I salute you!
Let's hope the driver makes a full recovery.
yerauldda, I salute you!
Let's hope the driver makes a full recovery.
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 2:42pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]young P[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.[/quote] People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.[/quote] Young P, was it you who really wrote this story?? your jokes are just as rubbish !!
young P wrote:
david wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.
Young P, was it you who really wrote this story?? your jokes are just as rubbish !!
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 2:58pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]young P[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]yerauldda[/bold] wrote: thats not punny[/quote] How can you shell?[/quote] my eggshell-ent judgement
young P wrote:
yerauldda wrote: thats not punny
How can you shell?
my eggshell-ent judgement
Posted by: david on 3:19pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]young P[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.[/quote] People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.[/quote] Not one of ten puns in this story actually worked.
[italic][bold]no pun in ten did[/bold][/italic]
young P wrote:
david wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.
Not one of ten puns in this story actually worked.
no pun in ten did Posted by: belcher, parkbench 36 on 4:27pm Thu 11 Oct 07
Chief Inspector Foghorn Leghorn talking through his arse again again I say.
Chief Inspector Foghorn Leghorn talking through his arse again again I say.
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 4:28pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]young P[/bold] wrote: [quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.[/quote] People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.[/quote] Not one of ten puns in this story actually worked. [italic][bold]no pun in ten did[/bold][/italic] [/quote] Lame !!!
but i lolzed
david wrote:
young P wrote: david wrote: Neither good journalism ,well written or funny. Clean sweep of failure. Well done Wendy. They will have you covering babies falling out of windows and surviving in no time.
People like you should get a CLUCKing LIFE or you'll end up with EGG on your face, lifes a Yoke, so chill out and be happy.
Not one of ten puns in this story actually worked. no pun in ten did
Lame !!!
but i lolzed
Posted by: Theosma, Outtasight on 4:46pm Thu 11 Oct 07
Think they now intend to pass a new law, the chicken law, thou shalt not be able to make the police look like they truly are. They cannot catch chickens, how can they possibly catch criminals?
Think they now intend to pass a new law, the chicken law, thou shalt not be able to make the police look like they truly are. They cannot catch chickens, how can they possibly catch criminals?
Posted by: david on 4:52pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[italic][bold]A spokeswoman for Central Scotland police said at the time: "It is total gridlock chaos.[/bold][/italic]
This is not what GRIDLOCK means. That refers to traffic that is on roads that is acting as its own blockage. Usualy on a [bold]grid[/bold] structure that effectivily [bold]locks[/bold] its self in.
Police Clown.
A spokeswoman for Central Scotland police said at the time: "It is total gridlock chaos.
This is not what GRIDLOCK means. That refers to traffic that is on roads that is acting as its own blockage. Usualy on a
grid structure that effectivily
locks its self in.
Police Clown.
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 4:57pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]david[/bold] wrote:
[italic][bold]A spokeswoman for Central Scotland police said at the time: "It is total gridlock chaos.[/bold][/italic] This is not what GRIDLOCK means. That refers to traffic that is on roads that is acting as its own blockage. Usualy on a [bold]grid[/bold] structure that effectivily [bold]locks[/bold] its self in. Police Clown. [/quote] you want to get a bird
david wrote:
A spokeswoman for Central Scotland police said at the time: "It is total gridlock chaos. This is not what GRIDLOCK means. That refers to traffic that is on roads that is acting as its own blockage. Usualy on a grid structure that effectivily locks its self in. Police Clown.
you want to get a bird
Posted by: david on 5:18pm Thu 11 Oct 07
yerauldda:
[italic][bold]Im not a chicken plucker im a chicken pluckers son, and im only plucking chickens till a chicken plucker comes.[/bold][/italic]
Say x 10
yerauldda:
Im not a chicken plucker im a chicken pluckers son, and im only plucking chickens till a chicken plucker comes.
Say x 10
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 5:23pm Thu 11 Oct 07
no
it's a trick
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 5:30pm Thu 11 Oct 07
[quote][bold]yerauldda[/bold] wrote:
no it's a trick[/quote] Boo!! you suck
yerauldda wrote:
no it's a trick
Boo!! you suck
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 5:35pm Thu 11 Oct 07
suck eggs?
i taught my granny that
suck eggs?
i taught my granny that
Posted by: Scottish Rose, U.S.A. on 6:21pm Thu 11 Oct 07
Was anyone apraHENded for that eggcident?
Was anyone apraHENded for that eggcident?
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 6:50pm Thu 11 Oct 07
You taught your granny how to suck your eggs !
Rank rotton !!
You taught your granny how to suck your eggs !
Rank rotton !!
Posted by: Meep, Shawlands on 10:50pm Thu 11 Oct 07
Very poor journalism. Its not relevant to the readers. Donald Martin the editor has got the Dalrymple girl Wendy Miller off to a bad start in journalism.
Very poor journalism. Its not relevant to the readers. Donald Martin the editor has got the Dalrymple girl Wendy Miller off to a bad start in journalism.