Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 12:19pm Tue 18 Dec 07
Yeah !! it does mean granny will be with us for christmas afterall !!!!
Yeah !! it does mean granny will be with us for christmas afterall !!!!
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 12:36pm Tue 18 Dec 07
can they not just burn them?
the bodies, not the gravediggers
can they not just burn them?
the bodies, not the gravediggers
Posted by: david on 1:04pm Tue 18 Dec 07
Its a popular service. People are dying for it.
Its a popular service. People are dying for it.
Posted by: boldyin, Beejay, Newton on 1:09pm Tue 18 Dec 07
By striking they are just digging a bigger hole for themselves.
By striking they are just digging a bigger hole for themselves.
Posted by: Big Al, Paisley on 1:24pm Tue 18 Dec 07
There's bound to be a few grave mistakes after this..
There's bound to be a few grave mistakes after this..
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 1:29pm Tue 18 Dec 07
Teehee!!!!
Awww I love the lameness of the Etimes readers !
Teehee!!!!
Awww I love the lameness of the Etimes readers !
Posted by: david on 2:43pm Tue 18 Dec 07
[bold]http://peterfile.wor
dpress.com/[/bold]
doesnt even cover this !
http://peterfile.wor
dpress.com/
doesnt even cover this !
Posted by: BhoyWunda, East Kilbride on 4:20pm Tue 18 Dec 07
Is it not time the Council coffined up.
Is it not time the Council coffined up.
Posted by: young P, b.x. Glesga on 5:32pm Tue 18 Dec 07
Does this mean extra BONESS for the cremmie workers.
Does this mean extra BONESS for the cremmie workers.
Posted by: yerauldda, West End Exile on 6:28pm Tue 18 Dec 07
these arent even punny
Posted by: young P, b.x. Glesga on 8:17pm Tue 18 Dec 07
And by Christ! neither are you, p##@k.
And by Christ! neither are you, p##@k.
Posted by: Graham, Glasgow on 9:02pm Tue 18 Dec 07
The smell surely could not be worse than at the corner of Argyll St and Jamaica St outside MacDonalds. The gravediggers should be paid by the inch and given a decent wage.[bold]bold[/bold]
The smell surely could not be worse than at the corner of Argyll St and Jamaica St outside MacDonalds. The gravediggers should be paid by the inch and given a decent wage.
Posted by: aunt sally, glasgow on 10:21am Wed 19 Dec 07
I wonder if they get a free hole ?
I mean how tempting would it be to stick ur mother in law down one !!!
I wonder if they get a free hole ?
I mean how tempting would it be to stick ur mother in law down one !!!
Posted by: workinhard, Glasgow on 10:32am Wed 19 Dec 07
consistent with GCC procedures, the council has issued a request that people please avoid 'popping their clogs' until after the festive period in order to avoid disappointment!
consistent with GCC procedures, the council has issued a request that people please avoid 'popping their clogs' until after the festive period in order to avoid disappointment!
Posted by: People Power on 7:08pm Wed 19 Dec 07
Bunch of coffin dodgers the lost of them!
Crematoriums books are going to be red hot. They'll be on fire with their bookings.
Bunch of coffin dodgers the lost of them!
Crematoriums books are going to be red hot. They'll be on fire with their bookings.