Posted by: Big Al, Paisley on 11:54am Mon 29 Sep 08
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol
Posted by: Poetry in Blue, West Sussex on 12:23pm Mon 29 Sep 08
[quote][bold]Big Al[/bold] wrote:
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol[/quote] PMSL
Big Al wrote:
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol
PMSL
Posted by: Helmut de Smegma, Glasgow on 12:46pm Mon 29 Sep 08
Can I blame the satellite for any usage under/over esimation?
Can I blame the satellite for any usage under/over esimation?
Posted by: clayton-moore on 2:53pm Mon 29 Sep 08
>GLASGOW scientists have unveiled plans for tiny spaceships that can read gas meters<
Sure its not, "rob gas meters"
>GLASGOW scientists have unveiled plans for tiny spaceships that can read gas meters<
Sure its not, "rob gas meters"
Posted by: hugo, south side on 3:48pm Mon 29 Sep 08
whats the feckin point, by the time they get a working prototype up there none of use will have a gas meter, it will be to feckin dear !!!!!or the russians will have cut us off for not allowing them to invade other countries :-)
whats the feckin point, by the time they get a working prototype up there none of use will have a gas meter, it will be to feckin dear !!!!!or the russians will have cut us off for not allowing them to invade other countries :-)
Posted by: poppet, Klein Meckelsen on 6:16pm Mon 29 Sep 08
surely by then (probably about the year 2050) even Glasgow will have broadband in every dwelling. Then they can read the meter via the internet. Btw its not the first of April is it?
surely by then (probably about the year 2050) even Glasgow will have broadband in every dwelling. Then they can read the meter via the internet. Btw its not the first of April is it?
Posted by: tam-m, southside on 7:06pm Mon 29 Sep 08
GCC have ordered 2 already 1 to catch litterers the other to read registrations of cars .reckon they will recoup the price of them in three weeks.
GCC have ordered 2 already 1 to catch litterers the other to read registrations of cars .reckon they will recoup the price of them in three weeks.
Posted by: George Brown, glasgow on 7:13pm Mon 29 Sep 08
water, gas, electricity, survelience tags, tracking devices the appliances are endless, but what happens to the sunlight if we keep chucking stuff into the sky between the stars and earth?
I wouldn't be surprised if Orion got a big hoover and sooked it all into a black hole
water, gas, electricity, survelience tags, tracking devices the appliances are endless, but what happens to the sunlight if we keep chucking stuff into the sky between the stars and earth?
I wouldn't be surprised if Orion got a big hoover and sooked it all into a black hole
Posted by: tam-m, southside on 7:13pm Mon 29 Sep 08
[quote][bold]Big Al[/bold] wrote:
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol[/quote] no silly your biometric card will tell them exactly where you are and how much you have left of your wages.
ps hugo, south side on 3:48pm today
if america stopped trying to put missile defence systems and thousands of missiles on the russian border perhaps russia would not need to invade their neighbours.
Big Al wrote:
A satellite that can read my gas meter ? What if I'm out at the time, will it leave a card in the letter box ? lol
no silly your biometric card will tell them exactly where you are and how much you have left of your wages.
ps hugo, south side on 3:48pm today
if america stopped trying to put missile defence systems and thousands of missiles on the russian border perhaps russia would not need to invade their neighbours.
Posted by: tam-m, southside on 7:14pm Mon 29 Sep 08
George Brown, glasgow on 7:13pm today
what sunlight ?
George Brown, glasgow on 7:13pm today
what sunlight ?
Posted by: J brown, Paisley on 7:25pm Mon 29 Sep 08
Will that will put a stop to the meter fiddlers.
The govanhill so called (gangmasters)
Will that will put a stop to the meter fiddlers.
The govanhill so called (gangmasters)
Posted by: alexparade, Glasgow on 7:51pm Mon 29 Sep 08
Maybe they could sort Scottish Power out. They over-estimated my meter readings, so I had to phone them up. I had to speak to a voice-recognition machine, which failed to understand anything I said, due to my not-too distinct Scottish accent. Can there be anything more frustrating on the planet, than having to shout 'YES' or 'NO' into the phone, only for it to tell you time and again, at every stage, that it can't understand what you're saying?? It is like one of those Real Radio wind-ups, or Phonejacker on C4.. but then again maybe I was talking to ET lol
Maybe they could sort Scottish Power out. They over-estimated my meter readings, so I had to phone them up. I had to speak to a voice-recognition machine, which failed to understand anything I said, due to my not-too distinct Scottish accent. Can there be anything more frustrating on the planet, than having to shout 'YES' or 'NO' into the phone, only for it to tell you time and again, at every stage, that it can't understand what you're saying?? It is like one of those Real Radio wind-ups, or Phonejacker on C4.. but then again maybe I was talking to ET lol
Posted by: thistlemad, Ayrshire on 10:14pm Mon 29 Sep 08
I REALLY had to check the date!!!!!!!
They cant even get a feckin guy in a Corsa to read the meters .... what feckin chance from outer space???????????
Sometimes I just can`t believe what I read at times.!!!!!!
I REALLY had to check the date!!!!!!!
They cant even get a feckin guy in a Corsa to read the meters .... what feckin chance from outer space???????????
Sometimes I just can`t believe what I read at times.!!!!!!