He dropped into the Evening Times office and hotfooted it straight to a pile of Wee Red Books.
It has become a cult publication among those who really know their football and has been championed by Old Firm heroes past and present.
The Wee Red Book - first printed in 1928 - includes a list of Scotland Internationals and opponents, the fixtures for the coming season and key cup games, statistics, club information and recent attendance figures.
Fans can pick up a £2.99 book from most newsagents or Evening Times street vendors, or you can order your copy right now online and get it posted directly to you - wherever you are in the world.
As Pudsey might say - you would be barking mad not to get one.