IT WOULD even take Waterloo Road's Maths teacher Chalky some time to add up all the TV appearances his alter ego Mark Benton has made over the years.
RAB C Nesbitt you will have heard of.
SHOULD Homeland casting agents ever wish to hire a younger brother for redhead Damian Lewis, then Coronation Street actor Mikey North is keen to be considered.
OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (15, 120 mins)
SAINT Jude's basement is the setting for Flash Mob's latest offering.
HE'S made the step up from small clubs to playing arenas – and Frank Turner is loving life on the big stage.
IT TAKES something special to last even a year in today's saturated clubbing market.
I had woken up on the wrong side of my wallet.
IT'S the show that helped Michael Ball make his name.
IT'S a bit of an admission from the croaky-voiced singer, but Jon Fratelli reckons the recently reformed band is quietening down a bit.
SEVERAL years ago Kofi Kingston had a secure office job and a career path mapped out.
ACTOR Sean Maguire's experience in recent years would make a great screenplay itself.
THIS week's club choices have a certain fateful quality about them.
THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES (15, 141 mins)
NOT so long ago, if you posed for a Facebook photo in a club holding a bottle of Grey Goose (a very expensive vodka, you plebs out there) you'd be marking yourself out as one of society's elite.
THEY'RE being tipped as British guitar music's next big thing - but Birmingham band Peace couldn't have a care in the world.
IT HAD been a long, hard day of 'tec-work and I was in desperate need of a hot meal.
THIS week, Greg Powrie made the Oran Mor casting director's job easier than casting a kid's fishing line into a puddle.
WHEN dubstep sensation James Blake was feeling the pressure of making his second album, he needed someone to talk to.
SIMON Russell Beale may be one of the best theatre actors of his generation, but that still can't guarantee him a part in a Bond film.
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