A New Year, and after 2014 who knows what 2015 will hold.

Nostradamus was busy so I had to think hard looking ahead to what the year might bring.

I see Nicola Sturgeon continuing where she left off. Following the 'sell out' tour and Hydro date, she plans on releasing an album of referendum cover versions.

A sneaky peak at the track listing shows a cover of Carly Simon's Coming Around Again is in there but Talking Heads' Once in A Lifetime has been ditched.

Others follow her lead and decide to turn the 'politics is showbiz for ugly people' adage on its head.

The year doesn't go to plan for everyone though. And Alex Salmond hatches another plan to keep him on TV in English homes after he fails to win the Westminster seat for Gordon.

Late 2015 sees him doing the Cha-Cha-Cha on Strictly to fellow five-two diet aficionado Beyonce's Crazy in Love (with myself).

David Cameron calls George Osborne to plan their futures after they are booted out in May.

They agree re-unions are the big thing and decide to reform the Bullingdon Club and also release an album with Dave and George dueting on the Pet Shop Boys' West End Girls.

"You think your mad too unstable, kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in a restaurant in a west end town,"

Then Boris joins in.

"Call the police there's a mad man around."

Nigel Farage is raging after Ukip fail to win any Westminster seats having been led up the garden path by the voters in by elections and Euro polls.

No longer relevant for question Time, but still under contract to appear at least three times a week on the BBC he is signed up to Eastenders propping up the bar in the Queen Vic flouting the smoking ban and selling dodgy union jack underpants on the market. They seem bright at first, then fade after a few spins.

Jim Murphy gives up his Westminster seat but fails to get the voters to agree to his cunning plan to get into Holyrood via a by election and has a year to kill before he can try again.

So he gets on Masterchef, but judges Greg and John are not impressed when he plates up his 'street food' dish of raw eggs served on your shirt with an Irn Bru jus episode after episode.

Chef, Monica calls him a one trick pony.

Ed Miliband bucks the trend however by winning the election but then feels left out and releases an album of his own.

Having been rejected by Ms Sturgeon he records the Talking Heads classic instead from inside Downing Street.

He croons "And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife and you may ask yourself, well how did I get here."