WELL it was a week when two different Scots almost broke the Internet with pictures they posted on social media sites and as a result had everyone from Mrs Kanye West - Kim Kardashian, to pop princess Taylor Swift talking about them.

First up was aspiring singer Caitlin McNeill, from Colonsay, who asked the public to help settle an argument about whether a dress a friend's mother had worn to a wedding was either white and gold or blue and black in colour?

I was sitting in the waiting area of BROW ENVY @ West End Wax &Beauty on Dumbarton Road having a nosey online when the story of that dress came up on my newsfeed.

I found myself staring at the picture for a good minute or so completely confused at all the fuss that was being made as it was clearly and mostly definitely white and gold.

I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said: "Look I'm sorry to bother you but could you just look at that dress and tell me what colour it is as I think I'm going mad."

She laughed and to my surprise told me the dress was blue and black which immediately made me think I was indeed going utterly bonkers or had just discovered some horrible sight impairment that I didn't know I had.

Suddenly I remembered being in a very remote part of Ireland with friends back in 2002 and had to visit the local GP there due to a terrible case of conjunctivitis in my right eye.

This guy was well over 80 and drank whisky like water according to the locals but was well respected for being a straight talker and because he had been the GP there for over 50 years.

After examining my eye he confirmed that I did indeed have a very nasty case of conjunctivitis and that only one thing could have caused it.

I asked what that was and he very calmly turned round and said in a beautiful, sweet, gentle southern Irish accent: "It's because you're fat."

Well I nearly fell off my chair, I mean come on if I had put my back out or damaged my knees then yes you can slap me around my apparently greedy wee chops with the weight card but an infection in my eye?

Throw a girl a non fat, no carb, zero calorie bone here Doc.

Anyway fast forward 13 years to moi staring at that dress in the beauty salon and I was starting to think that old straight shooting whisky breath might have actually been on to something with my eyes.

Thankfully another girl in the salon confirmed that she too saw a white and gold dress and for the rest of that day I was on a mission trying to figure out exactly what colour that dress was.

By the time I got home all the major news channels were covering the story with reporters out on the street asking the public to confirm what colour the dress was.

Turns out it was blue and black after all and peace and tranquility were restored to the Internet once more although not for long.

Up next Diane Murray, from Ayrshire, ordered cheese and biscuits at a hotel and was served a platter of red Leicester, brie and cheddar along with bourbons, custard creams and Jammie Dodgers (some of my favourite childhood biscuits I might add) not quite the ensemble you'd expect when ordering this after dinner dish.

A picture was quickly taken and posted online and within hours had been seen globally around the world by millions of people.

Diane was keeping the name of the hotel under wraps although has promised to reveal the name of the now world famous establishment in return for Comic Relief donations which is a fantastic idea.

So between questioning my eyesight to having very weird cravings for pink wafer biscuits and blue cheese its been a pretty interesting week out there in cyberspace.

What will break the Internet next?

My money's on Madonna sprawled out on that Brit Awards cape drinking the blood of the stylist who decided at the last minute not to use velcro on the collar.

Thank you so much to all of you who have already bought tickets to see my one woman show at the Kings Theatre in Glasgow on Tuesday March 24.

I can't believe it's now just under three weeks to go and with rehearsals in full swing I can honestly promise you that you're in for a night of laughter and great music.

For those who haven't booked you can get tickets direct from the theatre or go online here