Robin Williams quotes

1 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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2 Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

3 Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

4 People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

5 Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party'.

6 What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

7 Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a 6ft-tall rat.

8 In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

9 The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

10 Nanu Nanu

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