A JOB advert for a Glasgow hotel has been gathering attention online for its embellished use of words - and the fact no-one actually knows what the job being advertised is.

Radisson RED has said it is looking for a “F&D Creative”, with the ad starting off: “WE CONNECT WITH THAT AGELESS MILLENNIAL MINDSET AND BELIEVE THAT HOTELS CAN ENHANCE THEIR WORLD VIA ART, MUSIC, FASHION AND A DISTINCTIVE CONNECTION.

“Radisson RED sees things differently. We don’t have ‘staff’ we have ‘Creatives’.”

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Bosses at the Finnieston Quay venue are “demanding mischief” from applicants, and the ad says: “Throughout the hotel you make it clean, cook on the stoves, serve the coffees, shake the cocktails, book tours, make reservations and check guests. Always laughing with guests, playing the odd game and even a little bit of mischief now and again, but that’s generally OK, at RED we demand it.”

Somewhere along the line, flipping omelettes comes into the equation. It continues: “Present; in the soul of house, in the action, happy moving from the RED Sky Bar alive with music, to the events areas and a book reading, over to the lobby where a group are looking for a restaurant recommendation. The phone rings reservation, you’ve got it and now you are flipping an omelette, catch it! This place is alive and you love it. Smile. Photo.”

How do you apply for said job, you might ask? Simple: a selfie.

The post was shared on Twitter by user Toby Millard, who wrote: “Honestly can’t stop reading this mental job advert. It’s an absolute dystopian masterpiece.”

In 24 hours, it gathered around 5,000 reactions and, in true Glasgow style, site users are having a little too much fun poking fun at it.

One user wrote: “What is the job here? The actual job?”

Toby responded: “As far as I can tell, you run the hotel single-handedly while catching a lot of omelettes.”

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“‘We’re s*** at delegating properly and expect YOU to just do everything!’”, wrote another user.

“Christ, the application process... I dread to imagine what acts of extreme self-abasement you would have to perform on camera to make the malevolent AI that generated this ad smile”, was another comment.

One woman chipped in: “You just know that they’ll string together all the failed application videos and show them at the drunken dinner at the end of a management away day.”