When it comes to dating, let's face it our patter is pure mince.

Glasgow has been named one of the top cities for singles by travel website GoEuro.co.uk - and it is because so many of us are single.

The city has a population of 598,830, and a staggering 49 per cent are single - which is one of the highest in the country.

Like everywhere else, our singletons are using dating websites like Tinder, but when your not as smooth as Clooney...getting a date could be harder than it looks.

Take for example this infamous advert featuring a lad who tries to chat up Sarah and fails miserably after having a few too many to drink.

There is a serious message behind the campaign, but the reality is that our chat-up lines are not too far off this scenario.

And it would seem most of you agree.

A quick scan of social media and the web, and we have found 10 pretty standard Scottish chat-up lines.

We, however, want your input using the hashtag #Scottishchatuplines on Twitter, or by commenting below or on our Facebook post.

Remember, keep it clean, funny and Scottish.

We will publish the best and credit you - and let us know if any of them actually worked.

Here are the first 10 Scottish chat-up lines -

1. Want tae meet the Loch Ness Monster?

2. You want tae nip ma pal?

3. Och! Fancy a bit of real authentic Scottish haggis?

4. You might no bet the best lookin' wan in here but beauty's only a light-switch away!

5. You're pure gorgeous by the way.

6. Want tae go hafers on a baby?

7. Ma mate hinks you're well tidy.

8. Love, you make the Barras look classy.

9. Every dug has its day, grab yir coat you've pulled.

10. Yer tan makes Irn Bru look pale.

If you are unlucky in love and need some inspiration, check our how Hollywood does chat-up lines...better than us