THIS is the moment a cheeky mum broke to her son that she had scoffed his Easter egg in a hilarious text message.
Motherwell man Ross Archibald shared a screenshot of the Facebook message his mum Linda sent to him to break the news not-so-gently.
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Offering up her condolences in a sarcastic note, she wrote: “It’s with deepest regret that I need to inform you that your smartie Easter egg passed away last night .. mouth to mouth was given on multiple occasions but to no avail.
“Cremation took place in a dignified manner ... I managed a few appropriate words of hmmm yum. Sorry for your loss love mum xxx”.
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Clearly not amused when sharing it on Twitter, Ross, captioned the screenshot: “Dirty fly b****** canny even trust your own maw these days.” Never a truer word spoken.
It seems to have gone down a storm with his followers having gathered over 1,500 reactions in just three days.
Has your pal or a family member done you out of your Easter treats this year? Can you top Ross’ tale? Let us know in the comments below.
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